Stuff I like: Harry Potter. Baseball. Beatles. History. Disney. Youtubers. Elephants. Cats. Dance. Coffee.
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
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can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.
6/22/06: Miguel Cabrera hits an RBI single on an attempted intentional walk and gives the Marlins the lead over the Orioles in the 10th
I love this man.
| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known |
| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop. |
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| A: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out |
| H: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew |
| A: | Dad this response is really getting old |
| H: | TWO HEADMASTERS |
| A: | Yes, I get it two hea— |
| H: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN |
| A: | Da— |
| H: | THAT I EVER KNEW |
| BRAVEST AND WISEST | |
| TWO OF THEM |